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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Only God.

4 year old praying..."Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from email, and forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets"

 

Tithe if you love Jesus...anyone can honk!!!

WalMart isn't the only saving place!!!

Don't ever give up...Moses was once a basket case!!!

 

God answers kneemail!!!

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Marketing Bullshit

This is by George Carlin... SO FKN FUNNY!

Advertising Lullaby

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And, if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary
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it's our way of saying Thank You.