audio post powered by audblogSunday, February 01, 2004
Anger Management
I am Fuckin PISSED OFF! Seriously, I do not know why. I was originally thinking that it was something that I was doing, or not doing, then I got to thinking about what it really is that I am mad about and can only come up to one conclusion; I NEED PUSSY! That is all it can amount to, because, I am sure that sex would help me relax, enjoy life more, and feel a closeness that has been long lost. That and I just had the best back massage EVER! Thanks MILKSHAKE! It helped sooooo much! I need relaxation. As I was laying in bed last night I was going thru my relaxation regime and realized that I have not done that in several days. uh, hello, stupit, no wonder your tense. Partially to blame is my being sick with some ear infection or some such shit, I'm sure. So, yeah. I am just fine, I am a good person and, G'DAMN, People like me! Appearantly tho, not enough to FUCK ME! I am a good person, just not a good fuckin person. Whoa, did that make sense to you? I ask as if I really care... I don't, It didn't even fuckin make sense to me so what the fuck would I care if it made sense to you? There I go again with the questions to the proverbial reader. This is not good, my psyque is falling quickly. I am stoned, stoned high. not really. I am drunk however, and that is always fun. no, not really either. I am not high, or drunk, just natrually stupit. and can't talk, just type, type like a fuckin mad man, typing along like a turtle finding his home, slow. Very slow but steady. That's how it is. No sex, just typing... and more typing. FUCK! I'm losing it here. NO MORE TYPING!!
Stuff from a Tidbits
I was reading the local Tidbits and came across some really cool stuff. And without further delay, I present to you, quotes from the Tidbits issue 298...
Young Love
When a group of children was asked to give their definition of love, one observant kiddo said, "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Another thought, "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day." One astute child really had the right idea, though: "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you don't like to play with."
Not-So-Sweet
The word honeymoon evolved sometime in the 16th century, It is believed that the "honey" portion of the word represents the sweetness of a new marriage. The "moon" part compared marriage to the moon's phases, since the moon wanes after it becomes full: "Just like a full moon, the sweetness will begin to fade!"
Just a Little Bit Cynical
Comedian Henry Youngman said, "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." -May West
"Love is an exploding cigar which we willingly smoke." -Lynda Barry
YOUR BACKBONE'S CONNECTED TO YOUR LAZY BONE
Never Grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Author Unknown
OMFH
okay, So much to say. First, my daughter (less than 1 yr old) has RSV. I am not sure what all this virus entails but everything that I have heard says it's not very good. My middle child (2 yrs old) has strep throat. AND, my oldest child (5 yrs old) just had stitches put in his head cuz some fuckoff at his daycare pushed him into a fuckin BRICK! Then to top that all off, my damn monitor (yeah, my 19in flat screen CRT) fucked off. I had a terrible week. On the brighter side, I am taking tomorrow off! HELLO THREE DAY WEEKEND! yeah! That will be good I need a break SO BAD! I am a little better today tho. Starting eat a little more (from nothing I guess that's good) I think I eat ENTIRELY too much anyway, but I think everyone thinks that most days.
SO... I have not come across any "new" philosophies yet. I hope to soon and keep my eyes pealed for new and interesting things to ponder.
Out.
posted by Yoshi @ 2/01/2004 10:12:00 PM
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